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Lying flat, save for the spiky naughty piece in the back.  Alfalfa never had it this bad.


Still, Alfalfa never tackled someone out of the way of a racing car either.  Although, he had a feeling if Alfalfa did tackle someone, they’d be more grateful.




“Yeah Gus?”


“Can you get off me now please?”


“Is that a banana or are you just happy…”




“Okay, okay…”


No sympathy for his bruised elbow either- of course Gus would be unscathed.




Oh, wait, was this it?  Finally a little thanks?


“Your hair looks like crap.”


Alfalfa had it way better.

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